i say it`s just for kicks.

I just read an article about Fresh From the Factory Twizzlers. Yes, I googled Twizzlers. Twizzlers are one of my favorite candies, right next to Tic Tacs and Snickers bars. I have some interesting Twizzler memories: I chased my friend Jaime around her house because she took my Twizzler bag from me, and Matt in high school gave me a bag for my birthday (too bad I had just gotten braces… I ate them anyways). Twizzlers pretty much taste like sticks of plastic, but I wouldn’t have them any other way, I love them so. I only eat the strawberry flavors, and while there may be a huge difference between new and old aged Twizzlers, I enjoy mine stale. If they are too soft (or “sticky-ish”), I will think they’re ickle. There’s this nice medium between too soft and too hard, and that is where I like my Twizzler. Yes, I just wrote about Twizzlers. Now go buy some.