i almost laughed my tuna and rice out of my mouth.
Apr 27th, 2006 by Ali
“have you ever… pooped out a balloon?”
it sucks, this whole pam and jim flirt-a-thon going on every single thursday. i’m not sure if i can take it. it’s like… tim and dawn on… “the office”… in the uk. and while that only lasted for two seasons… most of the uk and the world couldn’t take that either. (it’s just so cute, you want them to attack each other while everyone is off making copies of a memo.)
anyways…
and remember: safe happens!
“angela, what about you?”
“i don’t take perscription drugs.”
“you’re not on… anything? ……….. good.”
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if michael got high at a concert… how did one get in the parking lot?
and that was a good wes anderson commercial, lol. i was wondering why i was watching jason schwartzman. (talia shire’s son, i can’t believe it.)
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“what is he getting out of that relationship?”
first off, any girl who *bounces* while talking about a guy definitely needs to pounce him. second, GET A ROOM ALREADY! *errrrrrrgggggggghghhhhhhhyghrguirhg&