Dec 28th, 2005 by Ali
“the 40-year-old virgin” is the best movie of 2005 for me, especially seen with friends. but especially not when your grandparents are with you also, and they’re laughing and asking if the breasts in the movie are real (v. odd). billy totally reminds me of the main character, without the toys. he has hamsters instead. cute and fluffy, but they grab too much of his attention. i must steal him away!
i will never have sex. at least not for not. at least not until i’m married and i actually grow up.
my new favorite karaoke song is “sweet caroline.” hearing my grandfather sing the lines “touching you, touching me…” has changed my life forever, and i hear it about three times a day.
thanks for the perfume advice, brandi!
my stomach hurts horribly, and i’m actually whimpering. i am such a baby.