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Monthly Archive for November, 2005

dear guy next door, most likely in room 201C,
i can hear you have sex. (like right now.)
your friend never sounds too satisfied.
hopefully you’re not having sex with yourself.
eww.
thank you,
ali

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the short version.

it’s thursday, my day off. i’m not going to be doing much, so here’s a recap of what’s going to happen, before it happens.
i will clean my room. wash my two dirty dishes and my spoon.
i will buy harry potter tickets (because i am a freak, and absolutely love harry potter… no, nevermind, oliver [...]

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they made a new version of “charlotte’s web” and julia roberts provides the voice of charlotte.
why does that thought make me cry? no, like, seriously. i could sob at the potential sadness enslaught that could occur.

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dance with me

here are the top songs i’d want to see danced to:
*”brick” by ben folds: i’m thinking slow ballet
*”smells like teen spirit” by nirvana: sluttly burlesque
*”father figure” by george michael: best stripping music ever
*”careful” by guster: the most amazing elextric slide music known to man
*”time after time” by cyndi lauper: i need my friends to do [...]

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You have a sexual IQ of 128

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. [...]

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You are Ferris Bueller

Bueller… Bueller… You are the coolest kid in high school and you have all the connections. You are able to lie your way into anything and get away with it… although people are very jealous of your gifts.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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You fit in with:Taoism
Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life.
40% spiritual.0% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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whenever i hear “brokeback mountain” coupled with adjectives like “devastating,” i fear for myself.
people have been crying, immensely, over lee’s film.
… i don’t even want to know.

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lol, rockin’!

i was listening to a cameron crowe interview from npr, and he started talking about how noah taylor was a punk rock lover at heart, and he really hated singing along to “tiny dancer” in “almost famous.” that was hilarious to me. poor noah taylor. you rock!

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random things about the night

*amc, or whatever, that movie channel, is showing “super troopers” right now. besides my adoration for the inane stupidity of the broken lizard group… i’m not sure how i feel about their movies possibly being shown after something like “ordinary people.”
*i’m cold right now.
* sat in front of the telly for about 10 hours after [...]

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