i say it`s just for kicks.

i have had major addictions in the past: mints, ice, minty gum.

right now, i’m chewing a piece of gum, but i feel so bad about it.

apparently all of the intense munching and crunching and chewing i’ve been doing in the past really is affecting me (i.e., that horribly crackig noise i can do with my jaw).

i need an intervention people. most people go to gum because theyve quit smoking… i’m going to have to move to, like, caramels, to stop chewing so much. i swear i’ve got TMJ, a strange jaw condition. it’s so hard to stop, though. it’s like a drug. i’m really big on substance abuse, just not any kind of substance you’d normally think. when i get addicted to something, i have it in bulk.

i brought 18 packs of tic tacs to europe, supposedly to last me two weeks. i had to buy more after the eighth day.

i used to eat 3 glasses of ice for breakfast in high school, and then countless others at night. i’d eat ice for lunch (5 cents, baby!). i buy soft drinks for the ice. i do not recommend going to europe if you love ice.

last night, i bought two 3-packs of gum because i didn’t want to go to my car to get the other 3-pack that i had in there. the first thing i reached for this morning was a piece of gum. i need gum right after i’ve eaten anything. i need gum because i do not have ice at my dorm. i go through a pack and a half of gum in three hours.

yeah… please help me. offer me your opinions, your advice. you don’t want to hear that funky cracking jaw noise i can do forever, do you?

I NEED SOMETHING WITH A CHEW/MUNCH LEVEL OF ZERO!