oh, the joys of catching fish.
Mar 23rd, 2005 by Ali
amanda has met her perfect guy. except, he’s not the perfect guy. for her, at least. he is the perfect guy for, say, a dork lover. she met this guy who she was really excited about for the first time for lunch today. they had met over the internet. it’s really cute and all, but she has her problems about him, and that’s seriously fine. if the guy wears sneakers with socks that you can see under target khakis and an a&f pink polo, at least he’s got half the outfit correct. (oh, billy, why won’t you wear cute clothes like that? i swear i’ll become a hootchie for you!)
he even opened doors for her. AND paid for her lunch. at APPLEBEES! (note to guys: do that.)
it’s the best offer she’s had in a while. so, amanda, go out there and at least have some fun! (while available)