alanis morrisette just became a dual citizen of the united states and canada. so, to celebrate, here is a list of some of my favourite canadians!
*sarah polley (is she canadian? no… probably not… but her last movie was!)
*peter jennings (my ultimate lover!)
*michael j. fox
*sarah mclaughlin (sp? i always get that wrong)
*alanis morrisette
*BARENAKED LADIES! (best freakin’ fun band ever!)
*carrie-ann moss
*kim cattrall (true. she was in one of canada’s highest grossing films - porky’s)
*whoa- neve campbell (forgot her)
*JIM CARREY! (oh, i had the hugest crush on him when i was in elementary school)
*DAVID FOLEY! (my short, coffe addicted crush!)
*phil hartman
*EUGENE LEVY!
*OK: ALL THE KIDS FROM KIDS IN THE HALL
*matthew perry (oh, i miss friends)
*keanu reeves
*jason priestley
*kiefer sutherland (hawt… sometimes)
*martin short
*margaret atwood
*ALEX TREBECK! (my lover! with peter jennings!… ok, eww, i revoke that.)
*bryan adams
*celine dion (duh)
*joni mitchelle
*shania twain
wow, i really do love canada. i do not deny it. i am not a canada hater like everyone else! there is much to love here! (mostly, very white people who are really talented. they’re cold. they need to be found so they can move to l.a. where it’s warm.)
canada is great. i want billy to take me there one day, but he does not like canada. but, billy! your favourite shows are taped in canada! (tv and films usually are. it’s hella cheaper. now people are moving to new zealand. hella cheaper cheap, i guess. lots of them are being located there… weird… is new zealand the new united states?)
anyways… canada did give some bad people: ann murray. geez, i hate her.
ok, gotta go now. happy ali-prclaimed “happy cananada appreciation and happy friday day!”
I (nom) am going to fail the test (acc).